@tkk13909 @lydiamiller @sc_griffith
Yes. And you've reminded of this, which always makes me smile https://youtu.be/Pbw5SjxFS8s

@dick_turpin and you were wondering why they were printing photographs of you.

@dajbelshaw did #1 touch on anything about race issues.

@dajbelshaw that does sound great.

@dajbelshaw ai/law enforcement chat always makes me think of this scene
https://youtu.be/hriunIvgEto

@mpjgregoire @clacke it's the requirement of a "functioning democratic political system" rather than military might that prompts my reaction.

@clacke always makes me smile that Turkey is even a member.

@trregeagle may your symptoms be mild and your quarantine shorrt.

@kev
It does seem that he was called out and he backpedaled on this pretty darn fast.

https://twitter.com/BlizzardFitch/status/1276270183464624128

@kev
Company in a job advert: we're looking for code ninjas who live and breathe code. If you aren't at the office writing code, you're at home writing code or in the shower thinking about code. Does this sound like you? Apply today.

Also company: why is it we only get applications from young men?

@andyc aye, tis a Porsche as well.

@andyc yeah, it's legit.

When she bought her latest car, someone, somewhere, fucked something up. (Assuming incompetence over malicious intent).

So she received a V5 for this Porsche.

It was unclear how to correct the error with the DVLA. All their forms are geared towards correcting individual errors. (The reg plate isn't right, the colour isn't right, the model isn't right, etc.) Nothing for - "this is completely the wrong vehicle."

@andyc She decided to take the V5 to the garage where she got her car from and ask if they knew what to do. They said yeah, we'll sort that out. The correct V5 arrived a few days later and all was forgotten.

Mrs Basil has received a speeding fine for a car she's never owned. Company flat out doesn't believe her.

Say she's has to get a letter saying she doesn't own the car and make a police statement that she doesn't own the car.

Doing my tits in.

@andyc yeah, she's written to DVLA asking for a letter confirming she's not ever been the keeper. And will forward that to the company.

They are attempting to bully her essentially, I imagine standard procedure for hitting their targets.

@andyc seems like it's from a toll road, maybe a bridge, on Merseyside.

How that anyone has ever cast a single vote for this vapid cockwomble will remain a mystery to me until the end of my days.