@ChrisWere @katrinakatrinka What it does to the heart is even more worrying.

Just spoke with this male model who is absolutely shredded.

I asked him how much he lifts. His max is 120lbs while bench pressing.

Meanwhile, I’m lifting 2x his max weight and I still have a gut.

Some poor software developer just got flattened from a hit-and-run!

This movie is so old that software developers are still using Netscape Navigator.

The music in this movie sounds like it was taken from a royalty-free database.

This is the fourth movie in a row where the main protagonist is a blonde woman.

I’m bored of blondes. Can we get a few redheads and brunettes instead?

Maybe someone who isn’t white?

Hahahaha 🤣

In this movie, they refer to Bill Gates as Bill G—perhaps for legal reasons.

Come on, now! No average chick meets a billionaire stud while casually jogging in the park!

This is the most boring courtship ever. It’s just “I’m billionaire. Let’s go on date.”

This hotel they’re meeting the billionaire at looks like a Best Western.

Unless you’re Warren Buffett, there’s no way you’re doing business meetings at Best Westerns.

Can’t a software billionaire string together a better presentation? He can’t even do a PowerPoint slide?

Super elaborate sex scene here. It even has candles.

I’m not lighting any candles for sex. I might burn the house down.

Oh my God! I had to pause the movie because I’m losing my mind!

Mark Humphrey (the billionaire) just landed in a helicopter in front of Sarah Lancaster and her boss. He kissed her right in front of her boss, and then proposed right in the spot!

Take that boss! Sarah Lancaster is no escort!

Sarah Lancaster’s boss just called her an escort for sleeping with the billionaire, played by Mark Humphrey.

An escort? Escorts get paid for sex! You’re not paying her to have sex!

And now we got another elaborate sex scene in a myriad of positions—all very vanilla.

Mark Humphrey just gave Sarah Lancaster a big speech about how her life is going to change since he’s a big shot billionaire.

Sarah Lancaster’s sister-in-law has memorized everything about her life under the guise that they “must take precautions”.

Mark Humphrey takes Sarah Lancaster to his residence. It looks like someone’s ranch. Lots of horses there.

Hahaha! Now Sarah Lancaster must do retinal scans, voice scans, DNA scans to keep herself “safe”.

Sarah Lancaster just learned she’ll be sleeping in separate bedrooms. Well, that sure puts a damper on their sex life!