Some poor software developer just got flattened from a hit-and-run!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:01 UTC Chris Trottier -
Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:01 UTC Chris Trottier This movie is so old that software developers are still using Netscape Navigator.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:00 UTC Chris Trottier The music in this movie sounds like it was taken from a royalty-free database.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:00 UTC Chris Trottier This is the fourth movie in a row where the main protagonist is a blonde woman.
I’m bored of blondes. Can we get a few redheads and brunettes instead?
Maybe someone who isn’t white?
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:59 UTC Chris Trottier Hahahaha 🤣
In this movie, they refer to Bill Gates as Bill G—perhaps for legal reasons.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:59 UTC Chris Trottier Come on, now! No average chick meets a billionaire stud while casually jogging in the park!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:58 UTC Chris Trottier This is the most boring courtship ever. It’s just “I’m billionaire. Let’s go on date.”
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:58 UTC Chris Trottier This hotel they’re meeting the billionaire at looks like a Best Western.
Unless you’re Warren Buffett, there’s no way you’re doing business meetings at Best Westerns.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:57 UTC Chris Trottier Can’t a software billionaire string together a better presentation? He can’t even do a PowerPoint slide?
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:57 UTC Chris Trottier Super elaborate sex scene here. It even has candles.
I’m not lighting any candles for sex. I might burn the house down.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:56 UTC Chris Trottier Oh my God! I had to pause the movie because I’m losing my mind!
Mark Humphrey (the billionaire) just landed in a helicopter in front of Sarah Lancaster and her boss. He kissed her right in front of her boss, and then proposed right in the spot!
Take that boss! Sarah Lancaster is no escort!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:56 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster’s boss just called her an escort for sleeping with the billionaire, played by Mark Humphrey.
An escort? Escorts get paid for sex! You’re not paying her to have sex!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:55 UTC Chris Trottier And now we got another elaborate sex scene in a myriad of positions—all very vanilla.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:55 UTC Chris Trottier Mark Humphrey just gave Sarah Lancaster a big speech about how her life is going to change since he’s a big shot billionaire.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:54 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster’s sister-in-law has memorized everything about her life under the guise that they “must take precautions”.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:54 UTC Chris Trottier Mark Humphrey takes Sarah Lancaster to his residence. It looks like someone’s ranch. Lots of horses there.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:53 UTC Chris Trottier Hahaha! Now Sarah Lancaster must do retinal scans, voice scans, DNA scans to keep herself “safe”.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:53 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster just learned she’ll be sleeping in separate bedrooms. Well, that sure puts a damper on their sex life!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:52 UTC Chris Trottier Another sex scene! This one with soft rock.
Billionaires must get women really hot and bothered.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:52 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster is upset because Mark Humphrey put a GPS tracking device disguised as a necklace.
She complains because it’s an invasion of privacy.
If only she knew that we’d all be tracked with the GPS in our smartphones.