Did Mark Humphrey kill his previous wife? Now Sarah Lancaster is beginning to wonder.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:51 UTC Chris Trottier Sister-in-law threw out all of Sarah Lancaster’s clothes, and Sarah Lancaster is furious! She prefers to dress herself, thank you very much!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster visits second wife’s old lawyer. You know, the one that’s dead. He says says the dead wife wanted a divorce and to get the prenuptial agreement voided. She wanted half her husband’s fortune.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier Now Sarah Lancaster is snooping around the mansion trying to find stuff out about her husband.
She must really not trust him. If there’s no trust, the marriage is doomed. Maybe she should sign that prenuptial agreement.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier Mark Humphrey’s business partner, played by David McIlwraith, urges her to sign a prenuptial agreement. She seems very leery. But then she learns she is the third wife, and the first wife is now a lowly sysadmin fixing servers because she didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement.
Is that such a bad date, though?
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:49 UTC Chris Trottier Now Sarah Lancaster is busting into Mark Humphrey’s computer network.
For a software billionaire, he has terrible network security because all these passwords are easy to guess.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:49 UTC Chris Trottier Suddenly, Sarah Lancaster gets abducted by people claiming to be FBI. They say they suspect Mark Humphrey killed his wife, and if she doesn’t cooperate with them, they’ll charge her as an accessory to murder.
Wait. Why would she be charged as an accessory to murder when the second wife was dead before she met Mark Humphrey?
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:48 UTC Chris Trottier Old boss is now taking Sarah Lancaster to lunch.
But then discovers that her boss is working for the FBI!
FBI says she’s in danger and they will protect her if she comes away with them.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:48 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster is furious—FURIOUS!—that their chance meeting in the park was planned, that he decided to pursue her after first seeing her at the conference.
The nerve of not being spontaneous!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:47 UTC Chris Trottier Mark Humphrey takes Sarah Lancaster to his secluded cabin for alone time. For some reason, Sarah Lancaster thinks this is creepy.
When Mark Humphrey wants sexy time, Sarah Lancaster coldly rejects him. And now she’s trying to get cell phone coverage in her bedroom.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:47 UTC Chris Trottier Bunch of weirdos picked up Sarah Lancaster, took her towards where the second wife’s body was found, and then intimidate her.
I don’t know who those bozos are.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:46 UTC Chris Trottier Uh oh. Sarah Lancaster found the previous wife’s GPS necklace!
And now when she’s eating breakfast with Mark Humphrey, she chokes. Turns out the breakfast has shellfish and she’s allergic!
Sister-in-law neglected to tell the chef about her allergy!
But now Mark Humphrey tells that sister-in-law that she’s no longer welcome in the house.
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:46 UTC Chris Trottier What if Mark Humphrey is totally innocent and the FBI just hates billionaires and are intent on ruining his life by any means possible?
Knowing these TV movies, that’s not the case. But what if?
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:45 UTC Chris Trottier Sarah Lancaster sneaks out of the house and away to safety. She’s trying to make a getaway with a horse! Security is on to her!
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Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:45 UTC Chris Trottier Oh, this is good! Sarah Lancaster found out Make Humphrey’s company has hired assassins to literally eliminate the competition.
And now she’s embroiled in it all!