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1. Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:01 UTC Chris Trottier

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   This movie is so old that software developers are still using Netscape Navigator.

   • Santa Claes 🇸🇪🇭🇰🎅 (clacke@libranet.de)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:43 UTC Santa Claes 🇸🇪🇭🇰🎅

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   • Ruth Mottram (ruth_mottram@fediscience.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:44 UTC Ruth Mottram

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     @atomicpoet What happened? 😱

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:45 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Oh, this is good! Sarah Lancaster found out Make Humphrey’s company has hired assassins to literally eliminate the competition.

     And now she’s embroiled in it all!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:45 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster sneaks out of the house and away to safety. She’s trying to make a getaway with a horse! Security is on to her!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:46 UTC Chris Trottier

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     What if Mark Humphrey is totally innocent and the FBI just hates billionaires and are intent on ruining his life by any means possible?

     Knowing these TV movies, that’s not the case. But what if?

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:46 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Uh oh. Sarah Lancaster found the previous wife’s GPS necklace!

     And now when she’s eating breakfast with Mark Humphrey, she chokes. Turns out the breakfast has shellfish and she’s allergic!

     Sister-in-law neglected to tell the chef about her allergy!

     But now Mark Humphrey tells that sister-in-law that she’s no longer welcome in the house.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:47 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Bunch of weirdos picked up Sarah Lancaster, took her towards where the second wife’s body was found, and then intimidate her.

     I don’t know who those bozos are.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:47 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Mark Humphrey takes Sarah Lancaster to his secluded cabin for alone time. For some reason, Sarah Lancaster thinks this is creepy.

     When Mark Humphrey wants sexy time, Sarah Lancaster coldly rejects him. And now she’s trying to get cell phone coverage in her bedroom.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:48 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster is furious—FURIOUS!—that their chance meeting in the park was planned, that he decided to pursue her after first seeing her at the conference.

     The nerve of not being spontaneous!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:48 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Old boss is now taking Sarah Lancaster to lunch.

     But then discovers that her boss is working for the FBI!

     FBI says she’s in danger and they will protect her if she comes away with them.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:49 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Suddenly, Sarah Lancaster gets abducted by people claiming to be FBI. They say they suspect Mark Humphrey killed his wife, and if she doesn’t cooperate with them, they’ll charge her as an accessory to murder.

     Wait. Why would she be charged as an accessory to murder when the second wife was dead before she met Mark Humphrey?

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:49 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Now Sarah Lancaster is busting into Mark Humphrey’s computer network.

     For a software billionaire, he has terrible network security because all these passwords are easy to guess.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Mark Humphrey’s business partner, played by David McIlwraith, urges her to sign a prenuptial agreement. She seems very leery. But then she learns she is the third wife, and the first wife is now a lowly sysadmin fixing servers because she didn’t sign a prenuptial agreement.

     Is that such a bad date, though?

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Now Sarah Lancaster is snooping around the mansion trying to find stuff out about her husband.

     She must really not trust him. If there’s no trust, the marriage is doomed. Maybe she should sign that prenuptial agreement.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:50 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster visits second wife’s old lawyer. You know, the one that’s dead. He says says the dead wife wanted a divorce and to get the prenuptial agreement voided. She wanted half her husband’s fortune.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:51 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sister-in-law threw out all of Sarah Lancaster’s clothes, and Sarah Lancaster is furious! She prefers to dress herself, thank you very much!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:51 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Did Mark Humphrey kill his previous wife? Now Sarah Lancaster is beginning to wonder.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:52 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster is upset because Mark Humphrey put a GPS tracking device disguised as a necklace.

     She complains because it’s an invasion of privacy.

     If only she knew that we’d all be tracked with the GPS in our smartphones.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:52 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Another sex scene! This one with soft rock.

     Billionaires must get women really hot and bothered.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:53 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster just learned she’ll be sleeping in separate bedrooms. Well, that sure puts a damper on their sex life!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:53 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Hahaha! Now Sarah Lancaster must do retinal scans, voice scans, DNA scans to keep herself “safe”.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:54 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Mark Humphrey takes Sarah Lancaster to his residence. It looks like someone’s ranch. Lots of horses there.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:54 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster’s sister-in-law has memorized everything about her life under the guise that they “must take precautions”.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:55 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Mark Humphrey just gave Sarah Lancaster a big speech about how her life is going to change since he’s a big shot billionaire.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:55 UTC Chris Trottier

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     And now we got another elaborate sex scene in a myriad of positions—all very vanilla.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:56 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Sarah Lancaster’s boss just called her an escort for sleeping with the billionaire, played by Mark Humphrey.

     An escort? Escorts get paid for sex! You’re not paying her to have sex!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:56 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Oh my God! I had to pause the movie because I’m losing my mind!

     Mark Humphrey (the billionaire) just landed in a helicopter in front of Sarah Lancaster and her boss. He kissed her right in front of her boss, and then proposed right in the spot!

     Take that boss! Sarah Lancaster is no escort!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:57 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Super elaborate sex scene here. It even has candles.

     I’m not lighting any candles for sex. I might burn the house down.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:57 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Can’t a software billionaire string together a better presentation? He can’t even do a PowerPoint slide?

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:58 UTC Chris Trottier

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     This hotel they’re meeting the billionaire at looks like a Best Western.

     Unless you’re Warren Buffett, there’s no way you’re doing business meetings at Best Westerns.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:58 UTC Chris Trottier

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     This is the most boring courtship ever. It’s just “I’m billionaire. Let’s go on date.”

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:59 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Come on, now! No average chick meets a billionaire stud while casually jogging in the park!

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:07:59 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Hahahaha 🤣

     In this movie, they refer to Bill Gates as Bill G—perhaps for legal reasons.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:00 UTC Chris Trottier

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     This is the fourth movie in a row where the main protagonist is a blonde woman.

     I’m bored of blondes. Can we get a few redheads and brunettes instead?

     Maybe someone who isn’t white?

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:00 UTC Chris Trottier

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     The music in this movie sounds like it was taken from a royalty-free database.

   • Chris Trottier (atomicpoet@atomicpoet.org)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Mar-2024 15:08:01 UTC Chris Trottier

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     Some poor software developer just got flattened from a hit-and-run!