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  1. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2019 22:03:22 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat

    With the 2-year budget deal signed into law, what’s next for federal employees?

    https://federalnewsnetwork.com/budget/2019/08/with-the-2-year-budget-deal-signed-into-law-whats-next-for-federal-employees/

    #FAIL

    about a month ago from mastodon.sdf.org permalink
  2. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 02:59:43 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat

    Police: Mailbox blown up https://www.starbeacon.com/news/police-mailbox-blown-up/article_5360c38e-9cdb-11e9-9bc5-67099896a99e.html #Winning #FAIL #AshtabulaCounty

    about 3 months ago from mastodon.sdf.org permalink
  3. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2019 18:31:37 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat

    Billionaire dies during Paris penis enlargement operation | Toronto Sun

    https://torontosun.com/news/world/billionaire-dies-during-paris-penis-enlargement-op

    #FAIL

    Heady news in the northern lands of high times and legal bong rips?

    about 6 months ago from mastodon.sdf.org permalink
  4. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 16:44:45 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat

    After this year's tax season, you may prefer death
    https://www.sfchronicle.com/business/networth/article/After-this-year-s-tax-season-you-may-prefer-13546225.php

    🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱

    Whining from the pessimists!

    Yes, our level of service on the lines is currently 6 in 10 calls being answered by a human at last check. That may fall further when the next hourly ticker update comes up. We won't give up even if we get down to only 1 in 10 calls getting routed to a human!

    #Shutdown #FAIL

    about 8 months ago from mastodon.sdf.org permalink
  5. Dr. Roy Schestowitz (罗伊) (schestowitz)'s status on Monday, 14-May-2018 17:38:43 UTC Dr. Roy Schestowitz (罗伊) Dr. Roy Schestowitz (罗伊)
    Understaffed and poorly staffed (clueless writers), tech press demonstrates today that it does not know how #email works and is willing to tell any lies available in order to sell a story (with ads)

    #efail #media #fail
    Monday, 14-May-2018 17:38:43 UTC from gnusocial.de permalink
  6. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Monday, 12-Jun-2017 20:54:53 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat
    • Craig Maloney ☕
    @craigmaloney Wow .  Probably the same things fueling this hearing in the House with the departmental Secretary. #FAIL 
    Monday, 12-Jun-2017 20:54:53 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  7. Carsten Neumann (cne)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2017 19:41:09 UTC Carsten Neumann Carsten Neumann
    Europas fatale Abhängigkeit von #Microsoft: https://is.gd/nvoZa2
    #Europa #Politik #Wirtschaft #Windows #fail
    Tuesday, 18-Apr-2017 19:41:09 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  8. Stephen Michael Kellat (alpacaherder)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2017 23:30:59 UTC Stephen Michael Kellat Stephen Michael Kellat
    Gigantic cockroach in the bathroom, co-worker had a heart attack , we're ignoring a huge executive order...WHAT A DAY TODAY! #FAIL #worklife
    Friday, 03-Feb-2017 23:30:59 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  9. Former Bob Jonkman -- Please use the new server at https://gs.jonkman.ca (bobjonkmanformer)'s status on Friday, 06-Jan-2017 22:05:07 UTC Former Bob Jonkman -- Please use the new server at https://gs.jonkman.ca Former Bob Jonkman -- Please use the new server at https://gs.jonkman.ca
    • statusnet
    • System Administrators
    • balleyne
    Thought I'd install #VirtualMin, but it ate my #MariaDB setup, tried to replace it with #MySQL, botched the installation, and I had to recover it all manually. Killed my !StatusNet daemons, had to #KickTheDaemons. Sorry for the interrupted service. !SysAdmin #Fail.
    Friday, 06-Jan-2017 22:05:07 UTC from sn.jonkman.ca permalink
  10. Lukas Discrust Ⓐ (lukaso666)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-2016 13:23:07 UTC Lukas Discrust Ⓐ Lukas Discrust Ⓐ
    #vote #demoncracy #fail #quasi_freedom http://qttr.at/1fjj
    Sunday, 07-Aug-2016 13:23:07 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  11. anonymiss (anonymiss)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jun-2016 23:23:26 UTC anonymiss anonymiss
    • quix0rquitter

    About private prisons in the U.S.

    source: http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/06/cca-private-prisons-corrections-corporation-inmates-investigation-bauer

    #story #usa #justice #police #prison #law #politics #economy #HumanRights #fail

    Wednesday, 29-Jun-2016 23:23:26 UTC from despora.de permalink
  12. Matthias Ämmm (blob)'s status on Monday, 25-Apr-2016 19:38:48 UTC Matthias Ämmm Matthias Ämmm

    Ok also #digitalcourage ist für mich endgültig nicht mehr haltbar. So ein unsagbar peinliches Verhalten ....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzxJhCQSQx4

    #bigbrotherawards #BBA16 #foebud #changeorg #umgangston #fail

    Monday, 25-Apr-2016 19:38:48 UTC from pod.geraspora.de permalink
  13. @mcscx@quitter.se (mcscx)'s status on Saturday, 09-Apr-2016 20:01:23 UTC @mcscx@quitter.se @mcscx@quitter.se
    • Elias Schwerdtfeger
    @goebelmasse du glaubst nicht an die #HeiligeHandgranate von #Antiochia?? http://qttr.at/19hx Schade, dass sie keine im Webshop haben #FAIL
    Saturday, 09-Apr-2016 20:01:23 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  14. @mcscx@quitter.se (mcscx)'s status on Monday, 21-Mar-2016 23:40:08 UTC @mcscx@quitter.se @mcscx@quitter.se
    • NewsStream
    ^What a #fail a President Trump would be :-( Worst ever.
    "We will totally dismantle Iran's global terror network which is big and powerful…"
    Monday, 21-Mar-2016 23:40:08 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  15. Groucho M. (teilegeber)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Feb-2016 00:16:03 UTC Groucho M. Groucho M.

    Wusstet ihr, dass rtl-now.de auch unter rtl-nau.de erreichbar ist?

    Das sagt doch einiges über die #Zielgruppe aus oder?

    #TV #rtl #Englisch #Deutsch #Denglisch #aua #Internet #fail

    Wednesday, 24-Feb-2016 00:16:03 UTC from despora.de permalink
  16. jx47 (jx47)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 07:51:21 UTC jx47 jx47
    Ich habe die Tage wieder mal gemerkt, dass ich den Begriff der "Cloud" hasse. Eine befreundete, technisch nicht versierte Person erzählte mir ganz stolz, dass sie ja jetzt alle ihre Daten in der Cloud sichern würde. Auf meine Frage ob sie die Daten vorher verschlüsseln würde, da selbige ja auf Servern im Internet liegen würden, wurde ich belächelt und mir wurde versichert, dass das nicht nötig sei, da die Daten ja in der Cloud liegen würden und die wäre ja sicher. #fail #kopf->tisch https://gnusocial.de/attachment/2695127
    Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 07:51:21 UTC from gnusocial.de permalink
  17. Jon Kulp (jonkulp)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 02:27:57 UTC Jon Kulp Jon Kulp
    Somehow both the Internet and phone systems in all Lafayette Parish School System schools got completely hosed today. No internet, no phones in any school, all day. Wow. #fail
    Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 02:27:57 UTC from micro.fragdev.com permalink
  18. Nordpirat (nordpirat)'s status on Thursday, 04-Feb-2016 22:23:49 UTC Nordpirat Nordpirat
    Na wer von euch benutzt immer noch #Windows? www.commitstrip.com/en/2015/10/12/that-damned-checkbox/ #microsoft #fail #download #ie #lol
    Thursday, 04-Feb-2016 22:23:49 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  19. @mcscx@quitter.se (mcscx)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2016 22:26:54 UTC @mcscx@quitter.se @mcscx@quitter.se
    • Ping^Spike
    • gnusocial
    cc/ !gnusocial RP @pingspike "So, private messages to groups don't work :( #fail #bug #gnusocial #dev #devs"
    Tuesday, 19-Jan-2016 22:26:54 UTC from quitter.se permalink
  20. Cyber Killer Ⓐ (cyberkiller)'s status on Tuesday, 12-Jan-2016 15:30:49 UTC Cyber Killer Ⓐ Cyber Killer Ⓐ
    Today's users #fail… they connected 2 eth sockets together, the whole lan was down because dhcp & netbios overloaded the switches !sysadmin
    Tuesday, 12-Jan-2016 15:30:49 UTC from quitter.se permalink Repeated by clackemovedtoheldscalla
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