apparently today is the 69th day of the year so I'll take that

well, I got two out of three numbers right! it's at 1:20 pm, so hopefully my surgeon will be turbocharged on food court potbellys and working at peak performance

@hi_cial my second covid shot was scheduled on 4/20 at 4:35 and I got there early for this exact reason

Very exciting that I have no idea when my operation is tomorrow until they call me this afternoon. maybe it'll be at 4:20, that would be funny

The guy who gets a bug in him in The Mummy 1999 should have won an Oscar

Old gender just dropped

@hi_cial I’ve never met her so she exists entirely as a cartoon character for me as well

There’s a person who katie always parenthetically describes as “this is my friend who smoked crack before going to see 300” like a Homeric epithet before telling a story about her

Thinking about the 1980 lake placid olympics mascot again

@PetrichorSquirrel a bunch of them are related to recruiting or employee retention too, it's an ouroboros of shit

I’ve been getting a ton of recruiting emails for facebook jobs lately and I hope it’s because people there are quitting in droves

@carcinopithecus moving to Canada to get a cushy job in dragon king psychohistory

@goo oh wow it's donald trompe all over again

appears to have to do with a french quack economist with a bunch of wikipedia editor stans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didier_Sornette

I found the dragon king of all science diagrams that look like shitposts

Everyone is replying “yes that’s where it was forged” but that could also mean that it’s also the only place hot enough to forge such a ring? Magic believers hate her (me)

Did mount doom have special magical ring melting properties or was that just the only known lava lake in middle earth

Coyotes have the fluffiest darn ears

Everyone is talking about movies and I'd like to join in but I'm basically this guy

Cuttlefish have uwu eyes