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  1. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Jul-2017 23:02:27 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    The power of democracy isn't so much that the will of the people is actually done, but that you don't get a war every time the government changes.
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Jul-2017 23:02:27 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  2. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2017 13:04:31 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    I'm mostly memeing, but the division of food into natural and artificial is rather arbitrary.
    In conversation Sunday, 16-Jul-2017 13:04:31 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  3. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Sunday, 16-Jul-2017 12:50:34 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    > take milk from a non-human animal
    > take bacteria out of the stomach of its children
    > stir that together until it denatures the milk
    > leave it for months in a cave

    At least it's 'natural'.
    In conversation Sunday, 16-Jul-2017 12:50:34 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  4. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jun-2017 11:27:57 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    There they are. https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/583165 https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/583166
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Jun-2017 11:27:57 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink

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    1. https://social.heldscal.la/file/0bab436fc8c2dfc947d3a8f343cbfc027a014643e030721a3d238fbf8277e9fb.jpg

    2. https://social.heldscal.la/file/b72dda16bbe2b8aa0e5ae252d9e20be8eef084cad14e9c5a4601abfd43a64d25.jpg
  5. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Jun-2017 14:52:32 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • 竹下憲二 (白)
    @takeshitakenji tfw live in shithole where everyone is safe and well-off.
    In conversation Wednesday, 14-Jun-2017 14:52:32 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  6. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Saturday, 10-Jun-2017 07:40:17 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Thomas
    • Huggenknubbel 🇩🇪
    @hughenknubbel @thomas Die meisten ergeben sich natürlich aus den 'ideellen' Problemen. systemd übernimmt sehr viele ehemals unabhängige Bestandteile des Gesamtsystems und wirft dabei viele Konventionen über den Haufen, so dass man alles neu lernen muss. Obwohl das z.B. bei Debian ganz gut gelöst ist, da gehen die meisten alten Sachen weiterhin, nur eben mit systemd im Hintergrund.

    Dadurch erzeugt systemd eine enorme Supportlast bei anderen Projekten, die alle systemd hinterherprogrammieren müssen. Die Situation für die *BSD-Projekte ist besonders bitter, weil die natürlich niemals systemd bekommen werden, es aber inzwischen von immer mehr software vorrausgesetzt wird.

    Dazu kommt dann noch dass die wiedererfundenen alten Unix-Bestandteile in systemd oft buggy sind, die Bugreports aber oft abgewimmelt werden. Hier ein Beispiel wo rekursives löschen falsch implementiert wurde: https://github.com/systemd/systemd/issues/5644.

    Wenn man systemd einfach nur normal in seiner Distribution nutzt ist es ganz brauchbar. Es gibt allerdings viel, viel einfachere Lösungen die man sogar tatsächlich verstehen kann, wie zum Beispiel runit (http://smarden.org/runit/), das kompiliert unter 10 kb groß ist.
    In conversation Saturday, 10-Jun-2017 07:40:17 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink

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    1. tmpfiles: R! /dir/.* destroys root · Issue #5644 · systemd/systemd
      from GitHub
      Do NOT run the reproducer without a proper backup and/or on a production system! How to reproduce: # mkdir -p /foo/dir{1,2} # touch /foo/.bar{1,2} # cat /etc/tmpfiles.d/test.conf R! /foo/.* - - - ...

  7. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 20:19:06 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    > install php free software social network softo in your server
    > wait 2 years
    > suddenly know amazing people all around the world

    Thank you fediverse, thank you gs, and thank you all!
    In conversation Thursday, 08-Jun-2017 20:19:06 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  8. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Jun-2017 21:50:30 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    I have unending respect for everyone who struggles to better themselves, their life or the world around them. Man errs, till he has ceased to strive, but that's what gives us our special place in the cosmos.
    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Jun-2017 21:50:30 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  9. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 02-Jun-2017 23:15:14 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Kit Redgrave 🈚️🏴☠️
    @kitredgrave someone posted today that a single user masto instance needs around 1gb ram. A single user pleroma instance needs about 250 mb.
    In conversation Friday, 02-Jun-2017 23:15:14 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  10. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 22:16:24 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    I spend too much time in academia so I kinda lost trust in scientists. It's still the best system we have for gaining knowledge, but it's not as infallible (and 'awesome') as the propaganda makes it seem.
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 22:16:24 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  11. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 15:35:10 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    in reply to
    • Stephen Sekula
    @steve great setup for a yo momma joke.
    In conversation Thursday, 01-Jun-2017 15:35:10 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  12. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 31-May-2017 08:37:43 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    OK, I accidentally bought two PC98 laptops. Anyone in europe need one?
    In conversation Wednesday, 31-May-2017 08:37:43 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  13. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 30-May-2017 15:06:54 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Efi 🐱
    @efi
    A novice was learning at the feet of Master Git. At the end of the lesson he looked through his notes and said, “Master, I have a few questions. May I ask them?”

    Master Git nodded.

    “How can I view a list of all tags?”

    “git tag”, replied Master Git.

    “How can I view a list of all remotes?”

    “git remote -v”, replied Master Git.

    “How can I view a list of all branches?”

    “git branch -a”, replied Master Git.

    “And how can I view the current branch?”

    “git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD”, replied Master Git.

    “How can I delete a remote?”

    “git remote rm”, replied Master Git.

    “And how can I delete a branch?”

    “git branch -d”, replied Master Git.

    The novice thought for a few moments, then asked: “Surely some of these could be made more consistent, so as to be easier to remember in the heat of coding?”

    Master Git snapped his fingers. A hobgoblin entered the room and ate the novice alive. In the afterlife, the novice was enlightened.
    In conversation Tuesday, 30-May-2017 15:06:54 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  14. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Tuesday, 30-May-2017 15:02:11 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    A UNIX programmer was working in the cubicle farms. As she saw Master Git traveling down the path, she ran to meet him.

    “It is an honor to meet you, Master Git!” she said. “I have been studying the UNIX way of designing programs that each do one thing well. Surely I can learn much from you.”

    “Surely,” replied Master Git.

    “How should I change to a different branch?” asked the programmer.

    “Use git checkout.”

    “And how should I create a branch?”

    “Use git checkout.”

    “And how should I update the contents of a single file in my working directory, without involving branches at all?”

    “Use git checkout.”

    After this third answer, the programmer was enlightened.
    In conversation Tuesday, 30-May-2017 15:02:11 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  15. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2017 08:08:03 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    Irgendein Berliner bei Hack+Tell morgen?
    In conversation Monday, 29-May-2017 08:08:03 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  16. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 26-May-2017 23:18:15 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    #roads https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/491293
    In conversation Friday, 26-May-2017 23:18:15 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink

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    1. https://social.heldscal.la/file/f649c21b1be65fa5ddc4fa7d7276751fd6c87bcff78e2446ca6a60aff0537d6d.jpg
  17. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Wednesday, 24-May-2017 06:40:55 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Goddess of Desire
    • ue_
    @dtluna @ue
    > How to fix democracy by only allowing people like me to vote
    In conversation Wednesday, 24-May-2017 06:40:55 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  18. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2017 19:44:03 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Hallå Kitteh
    Tfw @clacke shills patchwork / ssb for months and nobody uses it, but suddenly everyone is.
    In conversation Monday, 22-May-2017 19:44:03 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  19. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Monday, 22-May-2017 07:51:30 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    in reply to
    • Hallå Kitteh
    @clacke Pleroma code is sitting there, waiting for you contributions. Look in status.vue, should be a 15 minute css hack :)
    In conversation Monday, 22-May-2017 07:51:30 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
  20. Constance Variable (lambadalambda@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Friday, 19-May-2017 18:32:38 UTC Constance Variable Constance Variable
    • Constance Variable
    Scenes from next week's gs con (1 hour intervals:

    - "so, should I call you Kenji... Or Neil...? Haha... Sorry."
    - "yeah, let's drink a bit!"
    - "when's the orgy? Hahahaha"
    - "let's post some photos on gs! Robek brought his meme girl stuff!"
    - "man, sad @lambadalambda couldn't come! #nohomo"
    - "so, really, when's the orgy? Hahahaha"
    - "this is more beers than at a stag party!"
    - "let's just cuddle a bit"
    In conversation Friday, 19-May-2017 18:32:38 UTC from social.heldscal.la permalink
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