Me, both legs stuck in one pant leg: Wheeee I'm a mermaid!

Think about how crazy it is that your doctor can decide you need a test, and a person with no medical experience can decide you don't need it, because it's expensive, and your insurer doesn't want to pay for it. They have a name for this, it's Practicing Medicine Without a License, and it's a crime.

It still gets me the Bible Jesus is a homeless socialist with brown skin, hangs out with 12 dudes and a Prostitute, tells rich people to pay their taxes and give their wealth to the poor, tells the religious leaders that they need to love everyone equally, gets a whip and goes hog on people using religion to sell stuff, and then straight up gets murdered for these beliefs. Yet somehow churches act like he's some kind of Conservative Haircut in khakis and a button up, who would support cutting welfare programs, and would preach Prosperity Gospel.

Tech companies, please stop making things smaller and thinner, it's not 1998. We want longer battery life and our things to be repairable, instead of replaceable. If you can't think of any actual innovations, stop wasting resources!

Money doesn't buy happiness is something rich people say, because they can't figure out why people don't like them.

When you read Librarian Erotica and think it's real life:

I remember when I was a kid, if someone was in therapy, people talked about it in hushed tones, like it was a shameful secret, and now people talk about it casually in every day conversation. It's good to see that things can change, even if it's just a bit.

All dogs are Hufflepuffs.

If it was possible to live forever, would you want to?

Today let's spread the love!

@ someone in the comments who has made your Mastodon experience better, a little explanation as to why would be awesome too! You are welcome to do more than one.

Imagine a world where women don't feel threatened, and are with people, because they want to be, when they want to be.

@MercG @WahbAllat https://futurism.com/chatbot-abuse

I mean...

K makes the exact same sound as C, do we really need this redundancy? Get your shit together English language.

The entire Star Wars Franchise was purchased for 40 billion dollars less than Twitter. I think about that sometimes.

@mcnees My Mercer Bread Knife I use it nearly every day, very well designed.