Paul Mathews 🤣 AuthorA NEW YEAR MESSAGE
FROM PLANET EARTH
On this one day of the year when I feel obliged to be mildly civil to my troublesome tenants, I'd like to join you in celebrating the arbitrarily designated beginning of my next SOLAR ORBIT and wish you good luck on your gravitational travels in the infinite spacial void that surrounds me and, ultimately, makes you all COMPLETELY insignificant in the big universal scheme of things
And your rent was due YESTERDAY
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