A segment of Planet Earth on the left against a deep space background

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1. Paul Mathews 🤣 Author (quitefunnyguy@mastodonapp.uk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jan-2023 10:04:48 UTC Paul Mathews 🤣 Author

   A NEW YEAR MESSAGE
   FROM PLANET EARTH

   On this one day of the year when I feel obliged to be mildly civil to my troublesome tenants, I'd like to join you in celebrating the arbitrarily designated beginning of my next SOLAR ORBIT and wish you good luck on your gravitational travels in the infinite spacial void that surrounds me and, ultimately, makes you all COMPLETELY insignificant in the big universal scheme of things

   And your rent was due YESTERDAY

   #HappyNewYear2023 🌍🎉
   #Earth #NewYear #Humour