other risk factors for being on the autism spectrum:
* people expect you to know things you couldn't possibly know.
* you're crap at remembering people's names and faces.
* people think you're funny, but you suck at jokes.
* the more helpful and thoughtful you are, the more people get mad at you.
* people think you're mad when you aren't.
* "Look at me when I'm talking to you."
* people are basically random.
* you don't know what you look like.
* subtitles.
* the music is too damn loud.