And he has a giant cylindrical tank filled with hundreds of bats in his office.

lmao, so Morby is secretly "mixing human DNA with bat DNA"

wtaf

Morby doing a good mad scientist act, "we have to push the boundaries, take the risks!"

Now a bat prop is being dissected.

A computer display helpfully tells us that the "chimera cells" are stable.

The mouse looks distressed and dies, Morby looks distressed, but doesn’t.

Now a mouse is getting injected with something. So he’s mixing bat and human DNA and putting it in a mouse? Mixing bat and mouse DNA?

Now an emergency with a child Morby is treating, Anna. They put her into a medically-induced coma.

Clearly Morby has learned the lesson that you pay attention to beeping machines. No fuse replacement needed.

A classic bit where people insult Morby in a foreign language (Russian) and he replies to them in the same language.

And while they’re distracted, Vampire Mouse has come back to life. oooohhhkaaaay

"Let’s go for a walk" and they’re suddenly surrounded by thousands of people on the streets of New York, a complete and bizarre tonal shift.

So here’s Milo, who is Matt Smith, Morby’s fuse-replacing friend. Or, I don’t know, maybe Morb replaced the fuse? I have no idea.

Dr. Nichols is here, looking exactly the same age as he did 25 years ago.

Okay, so Lucien is also called Milo and he has the Brit accent. And Morby is the fuse-replacing vampire mous reviving Nobel winner.

Now they’re in Central Park, and Morby mentions how he’s very close to a cure, but it’s unethical, illegal, expensive, and dangerous. But they don’t have much time left, so they’re going to do it.

It is impossible to overstate how utterly ludicrous it is to see these two guys fake hobble around New York in a crowd.

They have brought an entire lab to splice human and bat DNA together on the boat, rather than create it ahead of time and stick it in a syringe.

I’m just guessing on the syrings, but you know it’s gonna be in a syringe. Nobody ever makes a movie where you take bat DNA in a suppository.

Now they are on a ship sailing into "international waters" so Johnny Law doesn’t come and interrupt their bat-mouse-human DNA experimentation.

AND THATS A SHAME

Morby doesn’t look so hot. Now he’s vibrating like he’s strapped to a Magic Fingers bed instead of a ... medical torture chair?

Morby getting hooked up to machines. He has made an origami bat.

His assistant(?) injects the bat DNA into his spine with a wicked-looking needle.

Told ya.