Saw a joke that in every relationship one person loads the dishwasher like a Scandanavian architect and one like a wild raccoon...

But nobody covers cases like my marriage where one of us is Sweden and one of us is Denmark. 💣

And we have a few Differences Of Opinion. 💥

From MARCcold on birbsite:

"I do not want a smart home, I want a HOME OF FOOLS.

There's no point in my refrigerator getting ideas above its station.

Your job, refrigerator, is literally to chill. You are not a hopeful laptop waiting for its big break."

😂 😂

@alpine_thistle joke:
something something "organized" is always an aspiration anyway

related/unrelated, I keep having to remember to not read the comments on your IG mostly so I don't accidentally fight a Calvinist

(With words, obviously, the only weapon I am permitted)

@Cyborgneticz @alpine_thistle same. One part makes me think “did Messianic get a bad name finally?” And “is it churches like the one I grew up in which had a fixation on Hebrew Scriptures and things like the Shofar but also no real engagement with Judaism or Jewish members, just very into supercessionism while also slightly confused Jewish people don’t want to join”

@bgcarlisle over-encumbered with wealth? Your speed is slowed and you can’t fast travel. In a PVP context, that’s a problem that solves itself realllll quick

@diabola and there's also the people spreading misinformation willfully or stubbornly or whatever and the people like my father-in-law who's generally a lovely person but a little bit senile and was told just enough lies by anti-vaxxers that we cannot convince him to get one.

He's always had a problem of being very credulous, but before he was senile it was easier to straighten him out no things.