"You can't take this; your inventory is full"

But for rich people in real life

The problem with Microsoft Word is that Microsoft Word is not compatible with Microsoft Word

Did Red Delicious apples always taste like cardboard?

I feel like they were sweet and flavourful when I was young

But maybe that's just me idealizing stuff from my childhood?

> Red Delicious Apples Weren’t Always Horrible
> Turns out, the Red Delicious apple used to be, well, delicious. Here’s what went wrong.

https://newengland.com/today/food/red-delicious-apple/

> “It turns out that a lot of the genes that coded for the flavor-producing compounds were on the same chromosomes as the genes for the yellow striped skin,” Traverso explains, “so as you favored the more consistently colored apples, you were essentially disfavoring the same genes that coded for great flavor.”

Wonder what the timescale is here

Would they have tasted different ~ 25 years ago?

Anyway, reminds me of this:

https://www.mashed.com/300870/brussels-sprouts-used-to-taste-a-lot-different-heres-why/

> Brussels Sprouts Used To Taste A Lot Different. Here's Why

> Dutch scientist Hans van Doorn pinpointed the exact chemical that caused Brussels sprouts to taste so bitter in the 1990s. Once this particular cause of bitter flavor could get identified, breeders began developing new strains of Brussels sprouts that didn't contain the bitter chemical—glucosinolate.

Concept:

Biohacker coop with the goal of producing extremely ugly but also extremely gigantic and flavourful garlic

@Cyborgneticz https://octodon.social/@Taweret/107327706182243898

@Cyborgneticz I would join but time zones

Everyone remembers the alien drag queen cooking show

But for my money, the best part of it is that the Cantina Song canonically has lyrics now

Trying to think of a way to get a legit academic article published with an emojus in the title

E.g. The ethics of the development of biomarkers in cancer: 🤷♂️

@Cyborgneticz I'm aiming for the medical literature

So that it can fuck with all the automatic processing that's done on it by people who don't expect emoji in their titles

Evolution: Real and legit

"Evolutionary" explanations for pretty much anything other than like, the fossil record and those Darwin birds: :yikes:

When you want to be eugenicsy and racist, but not overtly so

I KNOW

"Evolutionarily speaking—"

If a meeting comes to a natural end

Before the meeting time has elapsed

You can end the meeting early

Everyone wants you to end the meeting early

@zdl Image description:

Bill Gates: Mom sat on the same board as the CEO of IBM and convinced him to take a risk on her son's new company

Jeff Bezos: Started Amazon with $300k in seed capital from his parents and more from some rich friends

Warren Buffett: The son of a powerful congressman who owned an investment company

Elon Musk: Dad owned an emerald mine in apartheid South Africa

If you think I won't burn this bridge

You should know

I have used sturdier infrastructure

For kindling

The existence of a side hustle implies the existence of dorsal and ventral hustles