@cwebber the "The Wizard" sequel we didn't know we didn't need

tfw you can't afford to hate wilkie

the one thing I wish I could convince tech folks, particularly in infosec, is that people won't like you less if you're nice to them

*sexiest voice* Lamport clocks

the sex bots really like my distributed systems toots so *sexy voice* computers can do many powerful things but *sexier voice* they will never confidentially agree about what time it is

I do hope that my generation finally gets out of way of this upcoming generation who are already reiterating the highly justified desire to have feminist ideas in technical topics/venues taken seriously.

maybe the sonic movie is just an elaborate way of making detective pikachu seem reasonable

going after a homebrew commodore 64 mario game is something else, Nintendo. all the folks going through the effort to get a c64 emulator running would have totally put you out of business. https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/04/nintendo-issues-dmca-takedown-for-super-mario-bros-commodore-64-port/

@cwebber I've presented that paper before! what a blast from the past. a good paper, that one is.

stop telling me to sit properly in chairs. i'll sit in chairs "correctly" when they become beds.

@cwebber I said floppy DISKS

real life needs a big head mode cheat code. don't @ me.

Switching to my other computer until this security fiasco is fixed. Bonus: it boots in less than a second. https://mastodon.social/media/K3kHxSyMdbA0vyOZniI

https://mastodon.social/media/20sQj7PJk9iyI1d1iSQ

Everybody who gets upset that sometimes your local node goes down, notice that twitter is currently down. This shit is hard to keep running.