@spaf Nah man you *say* that "1 crypto coin == 1637 tulips" but that depends on how many idiots are willing to buy tulips at the moment you want to buy something with your crypto. Sometimes the idiots get spooks and the price of tulips go way down an a crypto coin might be worth 1 million tulips.but when Musk posts something pro-tulip on x/twitter, the ratio might be 100 crypto coins = 1 tulip. So the value of a crypto coin is dependent on level of trading by idiots at any particular moment.