@ParadeGrotesque
And may your holidays be bright

PSA: At the holidays, it is tempting to drink too much alcohol. Sometimes, bothersome relatives also accelerate this process. Thereafter, people who have had too much to drink will attempt to drive. This is bad at any time and can be especially tragic at the holidays.

Please don't do it! If you are tempted to drink, contact me (in advance, if possible). I have a group of dedicated volunteers who are willing to help. We will do your drinking for you so you can drive sober.

Brief reminder on cryptocurrencies.
When trying to understand any form of cryptocurrency, understanding valuation relative to something similar is useful:
1 crypto coin == 3 Dutch 1637 tulips == 1/2 unicorn horn == 0.1 the Carnwennan dagger == 1 vial with 5 mermaid tears == 1/3 scroll of invisibility to dragons

Those are approximate as the value of each frequently changes from 0 to multiples of the square root of -1. For the most up-to-date values, check with the clerks at Gringotts.