@sertaptap A few months after buying my house I got a postcard from a realtor "recently sold in your neighborhood for $XXX".

It was my house.

@niconiconi Why'd it have to be so small?

I find 2U is about the sweet spot for home/small scale business on prem servers. You can use standard desktop components for the most part and go with low noise 80mm fans instead of 40mm screamers, but they still stack reasonably well.