NOT NOW EARTHQUAKE WE ARE HAVING A HURRICANE WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN

[Pointing fiercely at wildfires, riots]: AND YOU! FUCK RIGHT OFF

He gets a New York charge, he gets a Florida charge
He gets a DC charge, he gets a Georgia charge
He enters the pleas that remind him of the good times
He enters the pleas that remind him of the better times

Proposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.

Everyone talking about obscure medical conditions that may make King Charles' fingers look like that but nobody's talking about how the entire royal family's tree looks like a fuckin broomstick

I mean frankly that's why all the rumored affairs are a good thing so you don't wind up with kids who bleed to death every time they bump into a doorway with their enormous hubcap jaws

Kid2’s boyfriend — a very nice young man - recognized the computer game I was playing (a ludicrously overcomplicated strategy game called Europa Universalis IV) and we had a brief conversation about it and I could see her dying a little inside.

Let's try this link again: Why the Make No Law podcast stopped

https://post.news/@/popehat/2MCGQrGIwxRW5F8ssK3g31JyTQa

My wife signed us up for a couples/marriage course at church that meets Wednesday nights for a month but my D&D group is going to meet in person rather than Zoom this Wednesday so my question is can I duck out of the marriage seminar an hour or so early to go play D&D or is that going to be a thing

I’ve noticed when I drop a link in a post here it doesn’t show a preview of the post/site/etc I am linking to. Is that a setting someplace?