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Her. (aworldinpages@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 08-Jul-2022 04:48:53 UTC Her.

Laughed way too much at this.
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1. (A poster of CPR Instructions) Panel 1: Woman bent over a person, pointing in the distance. 'Blame Someone'. Panel 2: Check to see if nipples are hard. If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved (woman leaning over the guy's face but is looking at his chest). Panel 3: Kiss sensuously (The victim is unconscious, now is your chance!) Panel 4: Apply capri-sun straw to neck, this is important, just do it. Panel 5: Use hand to re-harden nipple. Don't let those puppies get soft (hand pumping the chest). Panel 6: Picture life together. As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. (More pumping and mouth to mouth in the image). Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining Capri-sun liquid.
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/108/607/341/877/416/258/original/45dacc5ea01460a1.jpg
Her. (aworldinpages@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-May-2022 05:00:43 UTC Her.

I felt this.
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1. A comic strip with four panels where one person is cuffed to a wooden plank while another hooded person tortures them. Panel 1. The one being tortured says, "Your torture won't work! I can take it!" Hooded one: I'm sure you can. Panel 2. Hooded one: But can you take compliments? Prisoner: *sweating* Panel 3. Hooded one: I LOVE what you've done with your hair! Prisoner: N-NO... Panel 4. Hooded one (picking up a painting): Did you draw this?! So good! Prisoner (in pain): No, it's not that good!
  https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/108/300/446/713/845/980/original/2228b9343d71e62c.jpg

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