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(A poster of CPR Instructions) Panel 1: Woman bent over a person, pointing in the distance. 'Blame Someone'. Panel 2: Check to see if nipples are hard. If not, rub forehead until proper nipple tension is achieved (woman leaning over the guy's face but is looking at his chest). Panel 3: Kiss sensuously (The victim is unconscious, now is your chance!) Panel 4: Apply capri-sun straw to neck, this is important, just do it. Panel 5: Use hand to re-harden nipple. Don't let those puppies get soft (hand pumping the chest). Panel 6: Picture life together. As life leaves body, picture how great your life together could have been. (More pumping and mouth to mouth in the image). Once dead, feel free to enjoy any remaining Capri-sun liquid.