Notices tagged with asparagus
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 18-Mar-2023 02:32:52 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Isn't it suspicious that none of the leading #conspiracy_theorists are sharing #conspiracy_theories about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 30-May-2021 05:41:26 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Isn't it suspicious that none of the leading #conspiracy_theorists are sharing #conspiracy_theories about the #asparagubbians' plot to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus?
Instead, they believe that experimental vaccines caused the Spanish Flu, not the influenza viruses that have been obtained from the frozen corpses of flu victims. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 17:15:53 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} The veggie mix that is currently in the microwave oven does not contain #asparagus. The #asparagubbians will not be pleased. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 03:42:37 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Went to #In-N-Out Burger to get some fries. The #asparagubbies are not going to fill my plate with #asparagus there. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 21:05:59 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Why are #conspiracy_theories so often clearly wrong (Lizard people control the planet? Really?) when they could be about something verifiable, like the #asparagubbians’ plan to fill our plates with awful tasting #asparagus? -
Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw37a2@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 20:52:11 UTC Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Is there a conspiracy by the #asparagubbians to put awful tasting #asparagus on our plates? Why have leading #conspiracy_theorists ignored this breaking story? -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 20:35:32 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Of course, saying this about #asparagus risks the wrath of #asparagubbians, but it is the truth. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 10-Nov-2019 20:14:59 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} All I have to say about #asparagus is this:
Every time and every way I’ve ever tried to eat asparagus, it always tastes awful. With one exception. #sonTwo cooked some asparagus on the BBQ one time. Whatever he did to it, it was delicious.
(I’m eating a microwave veggie meal with corn, carrots, asparagus.)