The elevator I was just in got a robocall on its emergency phone.
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Robert McNees (mcnees@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 14:35:00 UTC Robert McNees -
Robert McNees (mcnees@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 14:43:08 UTC Robert McNees I've gotten them on classroom phones more times than I can count, but the elevator emergency phone (which automatically answers and goes to intercom) was a first.
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LillyLyle/Count Melancholia (lillyherself@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 14:52:02 UTC LillyLyle/Count Melancholia @mcnees <flashback to that William Gibson novel where the AI calls all the phones in the row of phonebooths as Case walks by>
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Howard Chu @ Symas (hyc@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 15:09:30 UTC Howard Chu @ Symas @mcnees dude, you should have accepted the extended warranty for the elevator.
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Robert McNees (mcnees@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 15:12:08 UTC Robert McNees @hyc *plummeting to my death*
We've been trying to reach you about the extended warranty on your elevator's emergency brakes. -
michaelvcooper1 (michaelvcooper1@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 05-Feb-2024 18:10:36 UTC michaelvcooper1 @mcnees If they offer to sell you accidental death insurance, remain calm, sound very interested, until you get to your floor, then RUN!
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