Me: “It’s Friday night, I should party. Or something.”
The Muse: “How about another book idea?”
Me: “I already have three projects on the burners and revisions on two more.”
The Muse: “But none of them are this shiny NEW thing.”
Me: “It’s Friday night, I should party. Or something.”
The Muse: “How about another book idea?”
Me: “I already have three projects on the burners and revisions on two more.”
The Muse: “But none of them are this shiny NEW thing.”
Having a highly combative, dysfunctional relationship with your own brain certainly isn’t required to be a writer.
But sometimes, I could be forgiven for thinking it helps.
Me: “Fine. 200 words. But that’s ALL you get.”
The Muse: “I just love it when we spend quality time together.”
Me: “190 words.”
The Muse: “What?”
Me: “189 words.”
Me: “Shut up.”
The Muse: “But not space aliens! I mean, they were space aliens once, but they’re SEA aliens now!”
Me: “How does that even—oh, no.“
The Muse: “I’M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!”
The Muse: “…so then they find out it’s been there THE WHOLE TIME.”
Me: *makes short, desperate noise*
The Muse: “You’re not writing this down. You should be writing this down.”
Me: “I hate you.”
The Muse: “And yet you need me.”
Me: “Stop it. I have all the ideas I could ever want. I’m busy with the werelion thing—the werelion thing YOU shoved me into, I might add. Go sit down.”
The Muse: “But it’s really shiny."
Me: “NO."
The Must: “But…aliens.”
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