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1. Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:52:53 UTC Nate Cull

   The most reddit slash r slash boxoffice headline ever:

   "Predict the gross for each movie from the universal 20223 slate"

   that's quite a hard prediction to make since we don't even yet know which Great House will control the Landsraad in that year let alone which streaming platform the Spacing Guild will support

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   • Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:53:00 UTC Nate Cull

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     Know then that it is the year 20,223.

     The known universe is controlled by the Padishah Executive of Parks, Experiences, and Products - my father.

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   • Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:53:23 UTC Nate Cull

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     Oh yes, I forgot to mention. The Product is only found on a single planet. A dry, desolate planet named California. Hidden away in the rocks of this planet are a people known as the Scriptwriters, who have long held a prophecy that a Messiah will come to lead them to creative freedom, and a percentage of the gross.

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   • アズラ: 大キツネ (azure@tailswish.industries)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:55:26 UTC アズラ: 大キツネ

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     @natecull If they keep up with the "Jean-Luc Picard is immature and has never had a relationship and also the only reason he went to space is because he had family trouble as a child." thing, then I'm perfectly happy to retcon away the Picard appearances from the movies and post-TNG, too, to be honest.
   • Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:55:26 UTC Nate Cull

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     • アズラ: 大キツネ

     @Azure

     There does seem to be a bit too much emphasis on everything being because of trauma.

     What this galaxy needs is Sybok to sort everyone out.

   • Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:55:27 UTC Nate Cull

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     I mean it's a good bet that Ix will back Netflix and Omnius will back Disney+, as has been the tradition for a thousand generations, but, will the Bene Gesserit go for Amazon Prime or HBO Max? They're always the wildcard, and even our best mentats can never grasp the subtleties of their logic until hours after they've moved.

     And then there's all the Sith and Borg influencers on Youtube, who don't even know enough to know they're in the wrong franchise, to say nothing of Tiktok and The Mule.

   • アズラ: 大キツネ (azure@tailswish.industries)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:55:27 UTC アズラ: 大キツネ

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     @natecull …can we package Omnius and the Borg Queen together and exile them to Quibi so when it collapses it'll rip them from the fabric of time and they'll never have existed?
   • Nate Cull (natecull@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Mar-2022 23:55:27 UTC Nate Cull

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     • アズラ: 大キツネ

     @Azure

     I think Picard would have something to say about that.

     oh sure he SAYS he hates the Queen, and they argue ALL THE TIME

     but she doesn't call him The Cutest for nothing