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Shamelessly stolen from elsewhere:

I once met a pirate. I was out and noticed him standing at a bar. Since I had never met a pirate before I approached him and as I got near I noticed he had a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

My curiosity once again got the better of me and I asked him if he knew he had a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.

He look at me and answered: "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts"

#joke #pun #pirate