~✿* My history with JavaScript *✿~
*JavaScript introduced to Netscape*
:blobowo: "This is cool"
*AJAX appears*
:blobuwu: "Yes, useful"
*Early 'port X to JS' experiments*
:blobowo: "Haha it's a fun experiment"
*node.js*
:blobthinkingeyes: ".. um"
*Production software moves to webapps*
:blobnervous: "Wait"
*Electron everywhere*
:blobtired: "Oh no"