Conversation

Partner: "Does that app you're using only run on Linux and BSD? I want to try it out."

Me: "You mean #Emacs?"

Her: "Yeah. And that org mode stuff that you're using as a poor man's Evernote. It doesn't use the cloud, right?"

Me: "It works on Windows and Mac, too. All of your files get stored locally. Want me to set it up for you and download manuals?"

Her: "Please, but you'll answer questions instead of saying RTFM, right?"

Me: "I stopped doing that years ago at your request, remember?"