hypothetically, mastodon, let's say that I wanted to use a chainsaw to saw a keyboard in half—like, a regular off-the-shelf qwerty keyboard for typing, made of plastic. how could this be done safely (while still having the keyboard connected to a computer of some kind)? by "safely" I mean of course my own personal safety and that of those observing but also I would like to do this in a way that doesn't damage the chainsaw or the connected computer