Business idea:
Get a roll of those Anti-theft RF tags that Barnes and Noble puts in their books.
Put some mystic designs on them.
Sell them for $$ with the claim that they balance your energy.
The proof: whenever you walk through the entryway of a store you'll know your energy is in balance because you'll be giving off an energy signature that those detectors are attuned to.
"It's the same problem that zen monks have at airports with metal detectors."
Feel free to run with this idea.