"God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, nomatter what style of fucking it practiced. He made sex irresistiblypleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears. He made it innocentmerriment. "Needless to say, fucking was an immediate smash hit. Everyoneagreed, from aardvarks to zebras. All the jolly animals -- lions andlambs, rhinoceroses and gazelles, skylarks and lobsters, even insects,though most of them fuck only once in a lifetime -- fucked alonginnocently and merrily for hundreds of millions of years. Maybe theywere dumb animals, but they knew a good thing when they had one." -- Alan Sherman, "The Rape of the A*P*E*"