@erincandescent why hasn't anyone invented a screw gun yet

I just cycled 6km in the rain, with the saddle at the wrong height and a front wheel in need of a good pumping, for some reason

A friend has reminded me of "Tingeliin (russian base-lovers remix)", aka the song that got the Russian embassy up in arms over a Swedish Eurovision intermission

[NSFW choreography]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ozCWyUlCg

what year is it

german eurovision is weird

@Scarlet definitely, although the bar there is "the hosts don't seem like they'd rather be at the pub than doing this"

the national finals were yesterday, and it was just... extremely German, didn't have any good songs or good intermissions, and it spent like half an hour on each state voting one by one, which would've been a lot more exciting if they didn't all vote the exact same way

but it did dedicate a lot of it to basically just giving the person who won Eurovision for Ukraine the other year and just fled to DE, the floor, a mic and a translator, and basically just saying go nuts, say what needs to be said, and I really appreciate that

burger kin

@mikael äkta shitpost

finally, I'm learning how to express my duck envy