watching a movie: no thank you I have adhd
watching a brit talk about a mid-2010s video game for three and a half hour: sure yeah no problem

acer computers be like [even more not interested in sex]

surprisingly though in some ways life started going well because i spent so much time on twitter so. who knows

confirming even tho it was already well known the fact that the better your life is going the least time you spend on twitter

i do spend a lot of time on twitter at one location though and that is: at work, so, do with this what you will

once again thinking about this image

@codl a highschool friend in a group chat just sent me this screenshot of an instagram page posting a screenshot of a tumblr post of a screenshot of your post

@codl over whatsapp

eyyyyyy, I'm threatenin' isildur's heir ovah here

@Sorl eeyyyy you shall not pass ovah here

seeing aragorn and elrond discuss whether or not arwen should go to the grey haven is uhhhh 😬 like maybe she has an opinion idk

okay to be fair the entire album wasn't about LOTR there was that one song about tutankhamun, the one about being a nymphomaniac which is deeply relatable, one about beauty and the beast, and four about just. the concept of lapland

that song literally goes

Long ago
In the early years of the second age
The great elven-smiths forged the Rings of Power

[...]

But then the dark lord learned the craft of ring-making
And made the Master Ring

there's also references to Dragonlance in there but I don't know them bc I'm not that much of a nerd

Tuomas has had an impressive career for someone who knows the name of dragonlance characters

I mean, Wishmaster has Tarja going

Ooh, Elbereth... Lórien

[...]

Distant sigh from a lonely heart
I'll be with you soon, my shalafi
Grey Havens, my destiny

of course the ents are heterosexuals I mean. they're trees. trees are heterosexual by nature

remember how nightwish's first album was about the lord of the rings? fucking nerds lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZdkjrS35-I

props to the makeup dept fr

aragorn breaks his foot right on cue

im at this part now