non GMO software

my parents have this old version of monopoly from the dotcom boom that's themed with web 2.0 startups and it's always fun to play it once every few years and count the number of companies which still exist

"new year, new me" i say, as my skin recedes and splits, my bones cracking, my skull splitting in twain, new and unfathomable appendages writhing in the ecstatsy of creation. "out with the old and in with the new"

tfw you need some breads to calm you down (thanks @gdkar ) https://cybre.space/media/Z7RB--TnikUbUHzMltI

@InspectorCaracal shakespeare was the lowbrow comedy with weirdly complicated plot of the 1500s, we just think it's classy because english was a different language at the time and it's written in iambic pentameter

man this is just like that time when my prankster friend created an APNG image that was of a red car on the first frame and a blue car on the second and trolled an entire chatroom because various browsers did or didn't support APNG at the time

via my roommate

GET EQUIPPED
WITH
PLEISTOCENE ELEPHANT

in an extreme version of reincarnation belief, one could argue that there is actually only one soul, and every person is a different reincarnation of that soul

lol i was just reading back over a conversation with my sister and trying to figure out how we're using the word 'lol' because it sure as hell isn't to mean we're laughing

millenials, lining the streets of the cities, staring captivated into their smart-phone screens, gazes fixed on the unearthly eyes of their void-friends, refusing to look at your advertising, why won't they look at your advertising

due to the volume of concerning content coming from the following instances, I will be instituting mastodon domain blocks to prevent these instances from appearing in the cybre.space federated timeline.

- freezepeach.xyz
- rainbowdash.net
- sealion.club
- shitposter.club
- social.headsca.la