Charities should not exist.

(read on before you yell)

The fact that we need charities indicates a breakdown in society. In the most successful societies in history, charities were not needed as that was/is a function of the government.

Our taxes should pay for lifeboats, cancer research, cancer care, children's safety, disabled people's equipment and activities, veterans, foreign aid, etc. (Not siphoned off to rich cronies)

However, those of you arguing with my humourous post have clearly missed the satirical point. I pity you.

We told them it'd be a disaster to leave and we were correct. Of course, like conspiracy theorists everywhere, the people who argued so vehemently to leave will never admit they were wrong, and will never apologise. They even lie about their vote to cover it up.
They are morons. The people who voted to leave who have family and friends who told them it'd be a disaster and still voted to leave are morons and cunts.

Again, for the hard of thinking, can I just point out that this is a humour post?
It's not within my gift, nor that of solely the UK, to rejoin the EU.
As much as I wish that our corrupt, fascist government hadn't rigged the unlawful vote heavily in favour of leaving, and as much as wish the idiot public wouldn't read sodding newspapers controlled by corrupt, fascist oligarchs, they did and a minority of people voted to leave the EU. Certainly not the majority of the UK public.

Let's do something Putin will hate. Let's rejoin the #EU. And if that means we have to have cheaper food and fuel; the right to live, work, and retire in 31 other countries; higher environmental standards; and peace secured in NI, then that's a price I'm willing to pay...

Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?

Hedgehog: No.

That we're living in the '20s sounds so weird - like it's the 1920s.
It sounds like a bygone time when women were still fighting for their rights, the rich were living a life of hedonism and preying on cheap labour whilst people starved, and the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war...

#OrbitalPolice