@SidFudd @infrequentbrilliance @pluralistic Seems like what we need to do is lock all the Big Tech spokespuddles into a Truman Show-style alternate universe where every time they do something that a reasonable person would consider "asking for something specific", they get something else.
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(enters shower)
(turns on hot water)
(cold water pours out, along with a jingle: "Have you tried Advanced Enhanced Cold Water [TM] today? Saves up to $25/month on heat and is wonderfully refreshing!")

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