@welshpixie @Polyhymnia We don't at the moment, but I’ve passed the info on to Andy, who does our buying. Interesting stuff. Love the idea of ink rehydrator and wettener. Wetter. Wetterer. Er. The Dampinator. Yes, that'll do.

@welshpixie @Polyhymnia More inspired by The Deliverator, from Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash, tbh. The most exciting pizza delivery scene in literature. Probably. A soggy terminator sounds more like an old networking problem.