imagining an alternate universe where i'm cis. when they magically turn bread and wine into the body and blood of cis jesus, they call it "cisubstantiation"

when the head of the catholic church just makes shit up, we call that a headcanon

it's funny how people read the kjv because hearing what i said in ye olde (early modern) english somehow makes them feel like it's very close to the original aramaic

i had a friend once who was renting an apartment next to a gay bar called the sword. (the place had a lot of phallic imagery. we're not gonna get into that.) one day my friend got really sick, and they ended up dying in their apartment. just like i said would happen.

@Ivafakename see here's the thing, i stopped talking about my car because once people know i can drive they're all "jesus take the wheel!" and i do not have time to chauffeur everyone around.

@Ivafakename yeah, my follower count really picked up when the whole "christianity" thing got going.