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Updates tagged with depends on Chirp!!lnxw48a1: I'm zero percent #anarchist, because I believe that the myth on the unbribable #USDOJ attorney ... the same one that makes ultra-billionaires poop their #Pampers and #Depends in terror ... might one day exist in reality.
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 03:19:34 UTCI'm zero percent #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/anarchist" rel="tag">anarchist</a></span>, because I believe that the myth on the unbribable #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/usdoj" rel="tag">USDOJ</a></span> attorney ... the same one that makes ultra-billionaires poop their #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/pampers" rel="tag">Pampers</a></span> and #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> in terror ... might one day exist in reality.2023-03-10T03:19:34+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Went on a walk after I had my #YoCo ( #yogurt and #coffee ). Saw some sort of rally going on. Realized it was time to urinate. Walked back to the #hotel … and housekeeping was in my room. It was close. If it had been much closer, it would have been time for #Depends.
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 15-Oct-2021 13:58:40 UTCWent on a walk after I had my #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/yoco" rel="tag">YoCo</a></span> ( #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/yogurt" rel="tag">yogurt</a></span> and #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/coffee" rel="tag">coffee</a></span> ). Saw some sort of rally going on. Realized it was time to urinate. Walked back to the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/hotel" rel="tag">hotel</a></span> … and housekeeping was in my room. <br /><br /> It was close. If it had been much closer, it would have been time for #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span>2021-10-15T13:58:40+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: My nephew #Papaya: The humidity is 70% here today. Me: Is that because your #Depends are wet? Papaya: I'm not sure. This is #lazyNephew's younger brother, who is working two jobs. I couldn't joke like this with the older one. He'd immediately get angry.
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 19-Jul-2021 07:21:59 UTCMy nephew #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/papaya" rel="tag">Papaya</a></span>: The humidity is 70% here today.<br /> Me: Is that because your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> are wet?<br /> Papaya: I'm not sure.<br /><br /> This is #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/lazynephew" rel="tag">lazyNephew</a></span>'s younger brother, who is working two jobs. I couldn't joke like this with the older one. He'd immediately get angry.2021-07-19T07:21:59+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @mangeurdenuage @mitsu@shitposter.club If y'all wear #Depends, you can sleep in the same spot of the bed each night. No need for a giant bed.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2020 02:13:17 UTC@<a href="https://loadaverage.org/index.php/user/343975" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">mangeurdenuage</a> @<a href="https://shitposter.club/users/Mitsu" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">mitsu@shitposter.club</a> If y'all wear #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span>, you can sleep in the same spot of the bed each night. No need for a giant bed.2020-09-09T02:13:17+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: Wow! That's amazing. I'll bet the crew used up many boxes of #Depends while learning to fly the plane through all those maneuvers.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 20-May-2020 00:12:03 UTCWow! That's amazing. I'll bet the crew used up many boxes of #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> while learning to fly the plane through all those maneuvers.2020-05-20T00:12:03+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: https://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-absence-anniversary-124126970.html Kim Jong Un a no-show at traditional celebration. People speculate about health issue. #NK #North_Korea He's basically an absolute dictator. Maybe he just got tired of honoring his grandfather's memory. Or maybe his nation's claim of zero #COVID-19 infections is false. There's really no way to tell, because despite the celebration being a tradition that he embraced, no one is going to force him to continue it, or require "a good reason" for him missing it. Heck, maybe his #Depends leaked ten minutes before the celebration started and he did not have time to find another pair of pants large enough to fit. #idle_speculation (Pretty useless, eh? That's the point.)
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 17-Apr-2020 20:08:24 UTC<a href="https://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-absence-anniversary-124126970.html" title="https://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-absence-anniversary-124126970.html" rel="nofollow" class="attachment">https://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-absence-anniversary-124126970.html</a> <br /><br /> Kim Jong Un a no-show at traditional celebration. People speculate about health issue. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/nk" rel="tag">NK</a></span> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/northkorea" rel="tag">North_Korea</a></span><br /><br /> He's basically an absolute dictator. Maybe he just got tired of honoring his grandfather's memory. Or maybe his nation's claim of zero #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/covid19" rel="tag">COVID-19</a></span> infections is false. There's really no way to tell, because despite the celebration being a tradition that he embraced, no one is going to force him to continue it, or require "a good reason" for him missing it.<br /><br /> Heck, maybe his #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> leaked ten minutes before the celebration started and he did not have time to find another pair of pants large enough to fit. <br /><br /> #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/idlespeculation" rel="tag">idle_speculation</a></span> (Pretty useless, eh? That's the point.)2020-04-17T20:08:24+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: But your secret isn't really secret ... anyone that sees the #Depends in your shopping cart knows.
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2020 21:08:39 UTCBut your secret isn't really secret ... anyone that sees the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> in your shopping cart knows.2020-02-27T21:08:39+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @triodug That's what happens when you're waiting for #Depends to go on sale.
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 03-Feb-2020 17:04:28 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/users/triodug" class="h-card u-url p-nickname mention">triodug</a> That's what happens when you're waiting for #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> to go on sale.2020-02-03T17:04:28+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: “ -meteor allegedly heading toward earth” You mean this one? https://nu.federati.net/url/255524 [ibtimes] As you probably know, space objects pass through our neighborhood all the time. Remember a few years ago, when one exploded over Russia? That same day, a larger one passed Earth without collision. The point is, asteroids and comets and such pass near us all the time. Despite movies like “Deep Impact”, we cannot change the course of a large space object, nor break it up into harmless fragments. If you’re going to freak out about it, you may as well get a subscription to receive weekly shipments of #Pampers or #Depends, whichever one fits your body better.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 18:52:45 UTC“ -meteor allegedly heading toward earth”<br /><br /> You mean this one? <a href="https://www.ibtimes.com/4-kilometer-planet-killer-asteroid-headed-towards-earth-2020-may-cause-human-2842061" title="https://www.ibtimes.com/4-kilometer-planet-killer-asteroid-headed-towards-earth-2020-may-cause-human-2842061" rel="nofollow" class="attachment">https://nu.federati.net/url/255524</a> [ibtimes] <br /><br /> As you probably know, space objects pass through our neighborhood all the time. Remember a few years ago, when one exploded over Russia? That same day, a larger one passed Earth without collision.<br /><br /> The point is, asteroids and comets and such pass near us all the time. Despite movies like “Deep Impact”, we cannot change the course of a large space object, nor break it up into harmless fragments. If you’re going to freak out about it, you may as well get a subscription to receive weekly shipments of #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/pampers" rel="tag">Pampers</a></span> or #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span>, whichever one fits your body better.2020-01-08T18:52:45+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic Hopefully, that doesn't mean you're having a #Depends moment.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2019 21:15:53 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> Hopefully, that doesn't mean you're having a #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> moment.2019-12-25T21:15:53+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic Can't happen. They don't make #robot size #Depends.
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 08-Dec-2019 06:03:32 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> Can't happen. They don't make #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/robot" rel="tag">robot</a></span> size #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span>2019-12-08T06:03:32+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @1iceloops123 Everything #Depends. If you plan to keep it running a long time, newer parts will last longer. But they cost more, so if you're only making #minwage, I think buying parts that are a year or two old is a better strategy. . Or see if your parents, uncles, aunts will help you pay for it.
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 28-Nov-2019 07:36:11 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/users/1iceloops123" class="h-card mention">1iceloops123</a> Everything #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span> If you plan to keep it running a long time, newer parts will last longer. But they cost more, so if you're only making #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/minwage" rel="tag">minwage</a></span>, I think buying parts that are a year or two old is a better strategy.<br /> .<br /> Or see if your parents, uncles, aunts will help you pay for it.2019-11-28T07:36:11+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: And "just happened" to spill all over your pants. #Depends Seriously, I hope you're not burned.
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2019 00:20:34 UTCAnd "just happened" to spill all over your pants. #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span><br /><br /> Seriously, I hope you're not burned.2019-11-24T00:20:34+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic It #Depends. Is it a good morning?
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2019 18:17:32 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> It #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span> Is it a good morning?2019-11-17T18:17:32+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic Uh oh, Gramps! Next, they'll put you in a "senior care facility" and make you play shuffleboard and checkers all day. I hear the #Depends are nice, though.
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 19:06:05 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> Uh oh, Gramps! Next, they'll put you in a "senior care facility" and make you play shuffleboard and checkers all day. I hear the #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> are nice, though.2019-11-11T19:06:05+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic What? No more employee discounts on #Depends?
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lnxw48a1's status on Monday, 04-Nov-2019 21:15:09 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> What? No more employee discounts on #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span>?2019-11-04T21:15:09+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @1iceloops123 Yes. In my family, we traditionally call the 25th birthday "old lady day" and the person gets lots of jokes about that. Enjoy your walker and #depends.
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lnxw48a1's status on Friday, 18-Oct-2019 13:21:30 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/users/1iceloops123" class="h-card mention">1iceloops123</a> Yes. In my family, we traditionally call the 25th birthday "old lady day" and the person gets lots of jokes about that. Enjoy your walker and #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">depends.</a></span>2019-10-18T13:21:30+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic Sleeping difficulties can sometimes be solved with #Depends.
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2019 15:14:55 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention" title="Ami">amic</a> Sleeping difficulties can sometimes be solved with #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span>2019-09-07T15:14:55+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @moonman Yeah, but the increased sweating means you won't need #Depends.
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lnxw48a1's status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 18:33:16 UTC@<a href="https://shitposter.club/users/moonman" class="h-card mention">moonman</a> Yeah, but the increased sweating means you won't need #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span>2019-08-31T18:33:16+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @guizzy @dog It #Depends. If you haven't seen the trailer and you're just a fan of the old Sonic games, then it isn't bad.
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lnxw48a1's status on Wednesday, 01-May-2019 21:53:48 UTC@<a href="https://social.guizzyordi.info/user/2" class="h-card mention">guizzy</a> @<a href="https://crazynoisybizarre.town/users/dog" class="h-card mention">dog</a> It #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends.</a></span> If you haven't seen the trailer and you're just a fan of the old Sonic games, then it isn't bad.2019-05-01T21:53:48+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @amic Oh, no. Don't you hate it when your #Depends leak?
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lnxw48a1's status on Tuesday, 02-Apr-2019 22:04:07 UTC@<a href="https://nulled.red/users/amic" class="h-card mention">amic</a> Oh, no. Don't you hate it when your #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> leak?2019-04-02T22:04:07+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @rye That #Depends on the dream and the music playing in the background. "When Doves Cry" --> dream rated 5 stars.
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lnxw48a1's status on Sunday, 24-Feb-2019 13:46:42 UTC@<a href="https://niu.moe/users/rye" class="h-card mention">rye</a> That #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> on the dream and the music playing in the background. "When Doves Cry" --> dream rated 5 stars.2019-02-24T13:46:42+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw48a1: @rye Aren't #Depends supposed to help keep the floor from being wet?
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lnxw48a1's status on Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 17:17:23 UTC@<a href="https://niu.moe/users/rye" class="h-card mention">rye</a> Aren't #<span class="tag"><a href="https://nu.federati.net/tag/depends" rel="tag">Depends</a></span> supposed to help keep the floor from being wet?2019-02-21T17:17:23+00:00LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw37a2: Every so often, I run across this. I laugh and laugh. I miss #User_Friendly.http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/00jan/20000124.html #Depends
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lnxw37a2's status on Monday, 11-Feb-2019 01:32:13 UTCEvery so often, I run across this. I laugh and laugh. I miss <a class="hashtag" href="https://pleroma.soykaf.com/tag/user_friendly" rel="tag">#User_Friendly</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/00jan/20000124.html">http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/00jan/20000124.html</a> <br /><br /><a class="hashtag" href="https://pleroma.soykaf.com/tag/depends" rel="tag">#Depends</a>2019-02-11T01:32:13+00:00Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}lnxw37a2Linux Walt Alt (@lnxw37a2) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864}