Notices tagged with depends
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 10-Mar-2023 03:19:34 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} I'm zero percent #anarchist, because I believe that the myth on the unbribable #USDOJ attorney ... the same one that makes ultra-billionaires poop their #Pampers and #Depends in terror ... might one day exist in reality. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 15-Oct-2021 13:58:40 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Went on a walk after I had my #YoCo ( #yogurt and #coffee ). Saw some sort of rally going on. Realized it was time to urinate. Walked back to the #hotel … and housekeeping was in my room.
It was close. If it had been much closer, it would have been time for #Depends. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 19-Jul-2021 07:21:59 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} My nephew #Papaya: The humidity is 70% here today.
Me: Is that because your #Depends are wet?
Papaya: I'm not sure.
This is #lazyNephew's younger brother, who is working two jobs. I couldn't joke like this with the older one. He'd immediately get angry. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Sep-2020 02:13:17 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @mangeurdenuage @mitsu@shitposter.club If y'all wear #Depends, you can sleep in the same spot of the bed each night. No need for a giant bed. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 20-May-2020 00:12:03 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} Wow! That's amazing. I'll bet the crew used up many boxes of #Depends while learning to fly the plane through all those maneuvers. -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 17-Apr-2020 20:08:24 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} https://news.yahoo.com/north-korean-leader-absence-anniversary-124126970.html
Kim Jong Un a no-show at traditional celebration. People speculate about health issue. #NK #North_Korea
He's basically an absolute dictator. Maybe he just got tired of honoring his grandfather's memory. Or maybe his nation's claim of zero #COVID-19 infections is false. There's really no way to tell, because despite the celebration being a tradition that he embraced, no one is going to force him to continue it, or require "a good reason" for him missing it.
Heck, maybe his #Depends leaked ten minutes before the celebration started and he did not have time to find another pair of pants large enough to fit.
#idle_speculation (Pretty useless, eh? That's the point.) -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-2020 21:08:39 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} But your secret isn't really secret ... anyone that sees the #Depends in your shopping cart knows. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2020 17:04:28 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @triodug That's what happens when you're waiting for #Depends to go on sale. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2020 18:52:45 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} “ -meteor allegedly heading toward earth”
You mean this one? https://nu.federati.net/url/255524 [ibtimes]
As you probably know, space objects pass through our neighborhood all the time. Remember a few years ago, when one exploded over Russia? That same day, a larger one passed Earth without collision.
The point is, asteroids and comets and such pass near us all the time. Despite movies like “Deep Impact”, we cannot change the course of a large space object, nor break it up into harmless fragments. If you’re going to freak out about it, you may as well get a subscription to receive weekly shipments of #Pampers or #Depends, whichever one fits your body better.In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink Attachments
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LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2019 21:15:53 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic Hopefully, that doesn't mean you're having a #Depends moment. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 08-Dec-2019 06:03:32 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic Can't happen. They don't make #robot size #Depends. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Thursday, 28-Nov-2019 07:36:11 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @1iceloops123 Everything #Depends. If you plan to keep it running a long time, newer parts will last longer. But they cost more, so if you're only making #minwage, I think buying parts that are a year or two old is a better strategy.
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Or see if your parents, uncles, aunts will help you pay for it.In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 24-Nov-2019 00:20:34 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} And "just happened" to spill all over your pants. #Depends
Seriously, I hope you're not burned.In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Sunday, 17-Nov-2019 18:17:32 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic It #Depends. Is it a good morning? In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2019 19:06:05 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic Uh oh, Gramps! Next, they'll put you in a "senior care facility" and make you play shuffleboard and checkers all day. I hear the #Depends are nice, though. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Monday, 04-Nov-2019 21:15:09 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic What? No more employee discounts on #Depends? In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Friday, 18-Oct-2019 13:21:30 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @1iceloops123 Yes. In my family, we traditionally call the 25th birthday "old lady day" and the person gets lots of jokes about that. Enjoy your walker and #depends. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 07-Sep-2019 15:14:55 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @amic Sleeping difficulties can sometimes be solved with #Depends. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2019 18:33:16 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @moonman Yeah, but the increased sweating means you won't need #Depends. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink -
LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} (lnxw48a1@nu.federati.net)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2019 21:53:48 UTC LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1) {3EB165E0-5BB1-45D2-9E7D-93B31821F864} @guizzy @dog It #Depends. If you haven't seen the trailer and you're just a fan of the old Sonic games, then it isn't bad. In conversation from nu.federati.net permalink