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Notices tagged with cowjokes

  1. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Sunday, 31-Jan-2021 21:13:16 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    I’m looking forward to viewing some bovine entertainment once the lockdowns are no longer needed.

    Q: What do cows do for fun?
    A: Watch #MOOvies.

    #cow_jokes #moo
    about a month ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  2. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 21-Jan-2021 18:57:09 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Cows have feelings. That's why they get so e-MOO-tional.

    #cow-jokes
    about a month ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  3. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Monday, 15-Jun-2020 04:40:37 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: What brand of car do #cows drive?

    A: #MOO shibutsu. #cow_jokes
    about 9 months ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  4. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Saturday, 25-Apr-2020 19:07:20 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: Why should you never tell your problems to #cows?

    A: They get too e - #MOO - tional about it.

    #cowjokes
    about 10 months ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  5. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 06:07:13 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: A #cow is driving down the freeway in the wrong direction. What does she do?

    A: Turn around and go the #udder way.

    #cowjokes
    about a year ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  6. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 06:05:39 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: Why do #cows lift weights?

    A: It helps build MOOscles!

    #cowjokes #moo
    about a year ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  7. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Thursday, 06-Feb-2020 22:57:02 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    If you asked your local cow how it feels, what would it say?

    "I'm so e-MOO-tional!" #cow_jokes
    about a year ago from nu.federati.net permalink
  8. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:51:44 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: What do cows do for entertainment and a- #MOO - sement?

    A: They listen to MOO -sic and watch MOO -vies.

    #cow_jokes
    Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:51:44 UTC from nu.federati.net permalink
  9. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:36:12 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: Do cows have feelings?

    A: Yes. They have e-MOO-tions.

    #cow_jokes
    Saturday, 21-Sep-2019 19:36:12 UTC from nu.federati.net permalink
  10. Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] (lnxw48a1)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 17:38:57 UTC Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)] Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    Q: What do you call an elderly ant?
    A: An antique. #cow_jokes
    Q: Wait a minute. That wasn’t a cow joke.
    A: Didn’t you find it “a - #MOO - sing” ?
    Monday, 04-Feb-2019 17:38:57 UTC from nu.federati.net permalink

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