Stephen Sekula (steve@chirp.cooleysekula.net)'s status on Sunday, 29-Mar-2015 18:11:55 UTC
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To paraphrase Cave Johnson, "Alright, I've been thinking. When Randall J. Scalise gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make Randy take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see Randy's manager. Make Randy rue the day he thought he could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Or, maybe Jodi Cooley-Sekula will just make Lemon Chiffon Cake. Which she is. And then we'll burn your house down with that, instead. :-)