Look, I'm not trying to be difficult. But if you "suggest" I edit down what I write so that someone who squints can't find a way to willfully misinterpret something for the sole purpose of feeling attacked or offended, I'm probably going to decline. It's a futile, Sisyphean goal at best, and even trying is a quick way to suck every last bit of life out of my writing.
If I'm trying to offend you, you'll know it. I promise.