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How about all of these 'data breach!!! data was taken OUT OF THE CLOUD!!!!' articles instead start with
"Data was PUT INTO Amazon Web Services, which is a sketchy private company with an extremely bad reputation owned by the world's richest man who is currently being blackmailed and who many Amazon users hope, against all the evidence, isn't a literal Bond Villain.."