Me, 1984: Hi, Norton helpdesk? I'm trying to install this Norton Apple Software but it just keeps making this beeping noise and won't stop
You, on the Norton Helpdesk: Er sir, the Norton Utilities are only available for IBM PC, are you running something else?
Me: Look I'm not stupid, it says "Norton Apple Software" on the disc
You: ... but Peter Norton doesn't make Apple software
Me: Who's Peter? It's DORIS Norton, her name's *right* *there*