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Q: What do cows do for fun?
A: Watch #MOOvies.<\/a><\/span>
#cow_jokes<\/a><\/span> #moo<\/a><\/span>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:nu.federati.net,2021-01-31:noticeId=3356467:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:nu.federati.net,2021-01-31:noticeId=3356467:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"I\u2019m looking forward to viewing some bovine entertainment once the lockdowns are no longer needed.
Q: What do cows do for fun?
A: Watch #MOOvies.<\/a><\/span>
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A: #MOO<\/a><\/span> shibutsu. #cow_jokes<\/a><\/span>","generator":{"id":"tag:status.net,2009:notice-source:ostatus","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ostatus"}},"id":"tag:nu.federati.net,2020-06-15:noticeId=3317697:objectType=note","object":{"id":"tag:nu.federati.net,2020-06-15:noticeId=3317697:objectType=note","objectType":"note","content":"Q: What brand of car do #cows<\/a><\/span> drive?
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A: They get too e - #MOO<\/a><\/span> - tional about it.
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A: They get too e - #MOO<\/a><\/span> - tional about it.
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A: It helps build MOOscles!
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A: Yes. They have e-MOO-tions.
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